You Might be a Video Gamer if…

Hey Arcaders, I am Übernerd527, so for my 1st post on the Arcade Archives I have decided to start with something simple. Now a days it’s getting so bad that some people can’t even tell the difference between the truly Hardcore Gamers and the pretenders. So taking a tip from one of the funniest men in history, Jeff Foxworthy, me and a lot of my Video Gaming friends have come up a list so you can now tell who is a real Gamer and who is just pretending. So you might be a Video Gamer if…

If you know the exchange rate of rupees
If you ever attempted a double jump
If you’ve ever snuck into a club using a cardboard box
If you believe ever $100 gives you a 1up
If you are constantly in the wrong castle
If you’ ve ever got hurt and secrete rings
If you’ve ever color coded a guitar solo
If you locker combination is the Konami code
If you got in a fight and tried to up, up, down + B someone
If you think running over a pedestrian will give you extra points
If you miss something and a dog laughs at you
If your life has ever moved in bullet time
If you have ever tired to catch an animal using a small ball
If you have ever used “…” as a sentence
If you’ve listed “Dino rider, Trained a Charizard, or Mage” as a special skill on you resume
If you break things just to see if there is anything in it.
Boys: if your girlfriend complains that you spend more time saving Princesses
Girls: if your boyfriend complains that you spend more time with Mario
If on your Birthday you refuse to eat the cake cause you believe it’s a lie
If you’ve ever asked your Plumber to install a warp pipe
If you’ve ever traveled by: Portal gun, Warthog, Warp Star, Barrel, or Kart
If you believe Nascar should add turtle shells to make it more interesting
If you believe your rich Uncle’s cane could be used as a pogo stick
If you believe “Madden Day” should be a national holiday
If you believe your companion cube is your only friend
If you believe the correct response to Objection is Hold it!
If you really believe you are what you eat
If all your enemies end in “-man”
If you’ve ever wielded your house key like a sword
If you’ve ever used a potion to heal an injury
If your families last name all end in Kong
If you finishing move ends in “-ailty”
If you only move when you see an arrow
If you’ve ever danced “The Mario”
If you believe you can walk into anyone’s house steal their stuff and break their pots
If you wield a sword larger than your own body
If your rifle has a chainsaw bayonet
If a small two tailed fox follows you everywhere you go
If you use a bicycle pump to destroy your enemies
If you go out one door and come out the opposite one
If your dog can transform into a hover board